title: Definitely Not a Mate Thing
author: kaalee
characters/pairing: Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, Neville (hints of slashiness)
rating: light R
word count: ~1500
a/n: This takes place during HBP, all of the characters are of age. Written for the Holy Foreskin Fest at hp_funnyfest. I blame shocolate. Very silly. Read at your own risk.

( Definitely Not a Mate Thing )

OK, this is my last one - I thought I'd just post them all today, and then I can settle back and read everyone else's.

Title: Narcofellatio
Author: shocolate
Requestor: florahart
Claim: The narcofellatio curse is accidentally embedded in the Gryffindor boys dormitory. Since the bloke doing the sucking is never awake to remember and therefore each one is sure he's ( Read more... )